Hormones...

Today's post was something I received from a friend of mine through e-mail. I thought it was "blog-worthy" and should be shared.

** I should also add that this guide and definitions apply to mood swings experienced during pregnancy**

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The Hormone Guide
Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be carried like a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!

DANGEROUS

What's for dinner?
Are you wearing that?
What are you so worked up about?
Should you be eating that?
What did you DO all day?

SAFER

Can I help you with dinner?
You sure look good in brown!
Could we be overreacting?
You know, there are a lot of apples left.
I hope you didn't over-do it today.

SAFEST
Where would you like to go for dinner?
Wow! Look at you!
Here's my paycheck.
Can I get you piece of chocolate with that?
You know I always loved you in that robe!

ULTRA-SAFE

Here, have some wine.
Here, have some wine.
Here, have some wine.
Here, have some wine.
Here, have some wine.


14 Things PMS Stands For

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweatpants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

13. Potential Murder Suspect

And, Finally, the "pearl of wisdom" definition from my BF over at my life in purple:

14. "Princess Mental Syndrome"